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1. Murphy Philosophy: Smile ... tomorrow will be worse. O'Toole
Commentary: Murphy was an optimist.
2. Evans Law and Bjorn: No matter what goes wrong, there is always someone who knew.
3. Olivier Law: Experience is something you do not have until after it is needed.
4. Petrochev Act: When 're in a shopping center and ring a song you like on your music system, the manager will issue a mensaje.Corolario PA: The duration and foolishness of the message is directly proportional to what you like the song.
5. Igor Law: No one is as ugly as your photo ID card shows.
Corollary: There are exceptions such as Igor.
6. Pejenovich Law: When you pack for vacation, take half the clothes and twice the money.
7. Isra Act for TV appearances: The chance of appearing on television and make a fool is directly proportional to the friends who knew you were going out on TV.
Corollary: If you want something is going right, do not tell anyone.
8. Isra Food Law: You can tell that a food was expired when you two hours you've digested.
9. Murchoisne Experiment (1 st Law): If you are trying to stick a pin in the wall and it falls to the ground you do not waste your time ducking to look, because you're not. Just take your shoes off and step on a random walk anywhere in the room, no matter how big it is. The pin will be there.
10. Jacob's Law: To err is human. Blaming the other is yet more human.
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